Who Does This 5 Year Old Think He Is?!

Ariel: “A Rabbi? You must be joking. I’m going to be a soldier in the Israeli army! So what age do you think I should join?”
Me: “I don’t think they allow you in before you’re a certain age, like 18 or something.”
Ariel: “I make my own decisions.”

And later the same day…
“We just passed a statue of Jesus! Or Jeez, whatever his name is. It’s either of him or George Washington!”

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